Friday, November 11, 2011

Am I elidgible for curry poisoning?

This post sounds silly but listen. One guy game to our curry store in London Rd, Southampton and said he wanted the ultimate curry and was willing to pay 150 quid for it. I warned him that for that he could learn the secret of the burning bum but he wasnt afraid. So I spent 20 mins mixing up an Armegeddon Curry! I used 4 bottles of Tabasco hot pepper sauce, 400g of paprika, 200g of standard curry powder, 4 cloves of garlic, 4 angry onions and some other stuff that is just standard. It was mega thick and red hot like lava. Seriously i was scared it would burn through the pot and go all the way down to Australia it was proper OH RAJANNI HOT! I cried as i handed it to him. Anyway he has come back one month later claiming his gut had to be pumped and choloically irrigated to get rid of the powerful curry and said it had burned his organs and gave him the poops for 3 weeks after the treatment. He called us all evil doers and gave us his solicitors biz card. Can he do that?

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